Expected to ship early april 70.8" x 82.6" (180cm x 210cm) Introducing the Schlanket - the perfect blanket for any Schlatt fan! This cozy blanket features a vibrant print of Schlatt's face on one side, and a cute print of his cat, Jambo, on the other. Whether you're curling up on the couch to watch your favorite streams or snuggling up in bed, the Schlanket is sure to keep you warm and comfortable. Plus, its high-quality fabric is soft, durable, and easy to care for, making it a must-have for any Schlatt fan.

Expected to ship early april
70.8" x 82.6" (180cm x 210cm)
Introducing the Schlanket - the perfect blanket for any Schlatt fan! This cozy blanket features a vibrant print of Schlatt's face on one side, and a cute print of his cat, Jambo, on the other. Whether you're curling up on the couch to watch your favorite streams or snuggling up in bed, the Schlanket is sure to keep you warm and comfortable. Plus, its high-quality fabric is soft, durable, and easy to care for, making it a must-have for any Schlatt fan.

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Schlanket

The worlds most influential goat attempts to claim what's rightfully his.

Not a misprint lol Not a misprint lol Fool your friends and family into thinking you actually care about politics when really you're just supporting your favorite Wii let's play Youtuber. Cut and Sew 8 oz 100% Cotton Screen Printed

Not a misprint lol 
Not a misprint lol Fool your friends and family into thinking you actually care about politics when really you're just supporting your favorite Wii let's play Youtuber.
 
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CAMPAIGN TEE

It’s the same as the hoodie, just on a tee to maximize profit Cut and Sew 8 oz 100% Cotton Front Embroidered Detail Screen Printed Back

It’s the same as the hoodie, just on a tee to maximize profit 
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<li>8 oz</li>
<li>100% Cotton</li>
<li>Front Embroidered Detail</li>
<li>Screen Printed Back</li>

WHITE HOUSE TEE

It’s the same as the tee, just on a hoodie to maximize profit Cut and Sew 15 oz 100% Cotton Front Embroidered Detail Screen Printed Metal Eyelets Metal Cord Ends

It’s the same as the tee, just on a hoodie to maximize profit 
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<li>15 oz</li>
<li>100% Cotton</li>
<li>Front Embroidered Detail</li>
<li>Screen Printed 
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<li>Metal Eyelets</li>
<li>Metal Cord Ends</li>

WHITE HOUSE HOODIE

Not a misprint lol Bold, strong and proud. Wear it like you’re in the 1%. because I’m sure you aren't. Cut and Sew 14 oz 100% Cotton Screen Printed Embroidered Sleeve Detail

Not a misprint lol 
Bold, strong and proud. 
Wear it like you’re in the 1%. because I’m sure you aren't. 
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<li>14 oz</li>
<li>100% Cotton</li>
<li>Screen Printed</li>
<li>Embroidered Sleeve Detail</li>

PRESIDENTIAL CREWNECK

Schlatt 2020

Enter the corporate machine, buy your uniform and conform.

Product #1 in the Schlatt & Co uniform. CAUTION this product does not come with a lust for capital. Extremely high quality heavy cotton hoodie with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Product #1 in the Schlatt &amp; Co uniform. CAUTION this product does not come with a lust for capital. Extremely high quality heavy cotton hoodie with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Schlatt & Co Hoodie

Product #2 in the Schlatt & Co uniform. For those who want all the sleeves but none of the hood. Extremely high quality cotton heavy crewneck with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Product #2 in the Schlatt &amp; Co uniform. For those who want all the sleeves but none of the hood. Extremely high quality cotton heavy crewneck with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Schlatt & Co Crewneck

Product #3 in the Schlatt & Co uniform. Suitable for warm office cubicles and repeatable tasks. Extremely high quality heavy cotton tee with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Product #3 in the Schlatt &amp; Co uniform. Suitable for warm office cubicles and repeatable tasks. Extremely high quality heavy cotton tee with vintage wash for extra comfort.

Schlatt & Co Tee

This hat officially makes you a big guy, or everyone else a little smaller. Text is raised embroidered to make the message stand out!

This hat officially makes you a big guy, or everyone else a little smaller.  
Text is raised embroidered to make the message stand out!

Big Guy Hat

Schlatt & Co Staples

For those that want to look like they actually went to school.

You’ve made it, you’re in Schlatt's private academy. Now make it official with this embroidered crewneck. Sizing Chart

You’ve made it, you’re in Schlatt's private academy. Now make it official with this embroidered crewneck.
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Private Academy Crewneck

Ever wanted to be a pretentious ivy league douche? Join the Schlatt & Co Private Academy.

Collegiate Crewneck

Show everyone you played D1 football for Schlatt & Co Private Academy. Just don’t expect it to cover up the beer gut. Sizing Chart

Show everyone you played D1 football for Schlatt &amp; Co Private Academy. Just don’t expect it to cover up the beer gut. 
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Rose Bowl Crewneck

A patchwork crewneck that’s been engineered to absorb stains with its different colors. Red for ketchup, brown for A1, and white for... Sizing Chart

A patchwork crewneck that’s been engineered to absorb stains with its different colors. Red for ketchup, brown for A1, and white for...
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All-Star Crewneck

It’s a clear bottle so make sure you're drinking vodka or grain alcohol if you're in a lecture.

Private Academy Bottle

An embroidered hat that covers your receding hairline and frankly doesn't do much else.

Alumni Hat

All the status of college, none of the debt, no reduction in shame from your parents.

All the status of college, none of the debt, no reduction in shame from your parents.

Alumni Keyring Pack

Schlatt branded lanyard that’s perfect for keeping key cards, shotgun tools or fake IDs.

Schlatt branded lanyard that’s perfect for keeping key cards, shotgun tools or fake IDs.

Collegiate Lanyard Pack

Got tons of books to carry to class? Look no further

Rose Bowl Tote

Schlatt & Co Collegiate

Funny clothing to raise money for funny monkey ball statue.

Did you know the value of monkey-testicle related products is expected to hit an all-time-high of 4 Trillion USD this year? Sizing chart Cut and Sew 8 oz 100% Cotton Screen Printed

Thunder Balls Crewneck

Not sure if mum will approve of this one. I don't care though, It's your fault she still does your laundry. Sizing charts Cut and Sew 8 oz 100% Cotton Screen Printed

Thunder Balls Tee

Ever wanted to put stickers of a monkey with huge balls on every item you own? x5 of each sticker design

Ever wanted to put stickers of a monkey with huge balls on every item you own? 
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x5 of each sticker design

Schlatt&CoTM

30% OFF STILL ON FOR OLD COLLECTIONS!

Schlatt & Co Collegiate